Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But Im only going to get this one chance
Somethings wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, youre on)
Just a feeling Ive got, like somethings about to happen, but I dont know what
If that means, what I think it means, were in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, Im not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered
Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My penll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
Im an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You dont really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy-yac
And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while Im practicing
That Ill still be able to break a motherfuckin table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, heres a Maxipad
Its actually disastrously bad
For the wack while Im masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit aint that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprints simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? Im a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin Rock n
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think its all a game til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a mass occur
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boys gay, thats all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boy
Imma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy youre never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy
Cause Im beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way Im racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planets Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and Ill be Odin, you rodent, Im omnipotent
Let off then Im reloading immediately with these bombs Im totin
And I should not be woken
Im the walking dead, but Im just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
Im out my Ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
Im a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
Its me, my honestys brutal
But its honestly futile if I dont utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like its lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like Im on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to
Censor you like that one line I said on Im Back from the Mathers LP
One when I tried to say Ill take seven kids from Columbine
Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I aint as big as I was, but Im
Morphin into an immortal coming through the portal
Youre stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I dont know what the fuck that you rhyme for
Youre pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You write normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhethers pad
Singin to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
Hey, Fab, Imma kill you
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming Im a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you Im superhuman
Innovative and Im made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and itll glue to you
Im devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin audience a feeling like its levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, theyd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, hes too mainstream
Well, thats what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
Its not hip hop, its pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make em lose it
I dont know how to make songs like that
I dont know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While Im ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
Its curtains, Im inadvertently hurtin you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And Im a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But its still tongue in cheek, fuck you
Im drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, Im asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head theres something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and, heres what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, lifes handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I cant batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Dont mistake it for Satan
Its a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and dont be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?