Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An asshole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin
But dont think I ever stopped
To think that I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast
It was like I blinked—sold three million
Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin ridiculous
Cause I was getting sick of this feelin
Like I am always under attack, man
I could have stacked my shit list to the ceilin
Women dishin but really thinking
If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls
Like this I would kill him.
Guess Im a little bit of a hypocrite when Im rippin shit
But since when did this many people ever give a shit
What I had to say? Its just my opinion
If it contradicts how Im livin, put a dick in your rear end
Thats why every time you mentioned a lyric
I thanked you for it, for drawing more attention toward it
Cause it gave me an enormous platform
Im flattered you thought I was that important
But you cant ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
Good luck tryin to convince a blonde
Its like telling Gwen Stefani that she sold out
Cause I was tryin to leave, no doubt
In anyones mind one day Id go down in history
Think they know now, because everybody knows
Everybody knows that youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Thanks for the support, asshole!
Thanks for the support, asshole!
Quit actin salty! I was countin on you to count me out
Ask Asher Roth when he round about
Dissed me to shout me out
Thought I was history, but Goddamn, honky
That compliments like backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
Nah, Im off him
But what the fuck is all this trash-talkin about?
The fight was fixed, Im back and you cant stop me
You knocked me down, I went down for the count
I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
Youre gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me
To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
Momma said there aint nothin else to talk about
Better go in that ring and knock em out
Or you better not come out
Its poetry in motion
Like Freddie Roach when hes quotin Shakespeare
So what if the insults are revoltin?
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think its a joke til youre bullet-riddled
But you should give little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a Goddamn vest on your chest
And a Glock just to go watch Batman
Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
Half of you dont got the guts and intestinal blockage
Rest of you got lap bands
Stuck to this motto before they put bath salts
And all those water bottles in Colorado
So get lost, Waldo! My souls escapin
Through this asshole that is gapin
A black hole, and Im swallowin this track whole
Better pack toilet paper, but Im taking no crap, ho
Here I go down the Bat Pole
And Im changing back into that old maniac
In fact there they go tryin to dip out the back-door, retreatin
Cause everybody knows
Everybody knows that youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Holy mackerel! Im the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
For thinkin we had some magnetic pull
Then screamed ICP in this bitch!
How do fuckin magnets work?
Cause youre attractive, but we aint attractable
Hate to be dramatical, but Im not romantical
Im making up words you can understandable, its tragical
Thinkin some magical shits gonna happen, that aint practical
You crackin a joke, its laughable
Cause me and loves like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So its safe to say Im uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
Bitch, you just need a helmet
Cause if you think youre special, youre retarded
Thinkin youre one of a kind
Like you got some platinum vagina
Youre a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
Shorty, youre fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
Cause youre on my ass but you cant get a cent
Cause all of my spare time is spent
On my nose in this binder, so dont bother tryin
Only women that I love are my daughters
But sometimes I rhyme
And it sounds like I forget Im a father, and I push it farther
So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
Its apparent I shouldnt have been a parent
Ill never grow up, so to hell with your parents
And motherfuckin Father Time, it aint never gonna stop
A pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime
So even if Im half-dead, Im half alive
Poured my half empty glass in a cup
So now my cup has runneth over
And Im bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin coaster
Im going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
And cant knock being rude off, so fear not, my dear
And dry up your teardrops, Im here
White Americas mirror, so dont feel awkward or weird
If you stare at me and see yourself, because youre one too
Shouldnt be a shock, because everybody knows
Everybody knows that youre just an asshole
Everywhere that you go
People wanna go home, everyone knows
Everybody knows, so dont pretend to be nice
Theres no place you can hide
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows