Yeah,
Ha ha, you feel that baby?
Yeah, I feel it too
Damn
You know, Im so glad we could spend this time together
See, Im not as crazy as you thought I was am I?
Ha ha
Im the American dream! Im the definition of white trash balling
Im right back on em, with the
I cant call it
Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin!
Cant wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
What you mean we aint fuckin, you take me for a friend?
Let me tell you the whole story of Shadys origin
Youll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!
Now, it all started with my father
I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama
Im a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama
Keep my entourage with me, baby Ill make a promise
There aint nobody as bomb as me
Im as calm as the breeze, Im the bees knees, his legs and his arms Im a
S-superstar, girl, Im ready for you mama!
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel
Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table
But you may wanna find something more stable
I told you I aint fooling from the gate, this aint the first day of April!
But thank you for staying April, Im a make you learn
To appreciate me, differentiate me
From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake Gs
Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy face, please
Initiate phase three! Missy now service me
Take another shot of Jagger, shake it so nervously
Take your time baby, ooh youre the bomb baby!
Ooh youre doing that even better than your mom lady!
I told you Im Shady, you didnt listen now, did you?
Relax woman, you know that Im only kidding with you
Got a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but I didnt hit you
I think youre finally starting to get the picture, Im
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening I gotta go,
Cause Im on to the next girl,
And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh!
I got you caught up in the rapture
Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
You never wanted someone so bad ya sweating
But if Im what you wanted, whyd you panic when I grabbed ya?
Girl dont be so frantic Im just a hopeless romantic
Dont try to fight the feeling of something thats organic
You cant ignore it, so dont just stand before it
Just drop them panties to the floor, lets get to camcordin
Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and
Throw your spine out of alignment
My love has got you so blinded you couldnt pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up
Lets get the pineapple schnapps going, no onell knock cause Im a hang a sign up
Saying Dont Disturb, shorty Im so superb
I say the right things, dont I spit the dopest words?
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
I can hold you in the morning
But in the evening I gotta go,
Cause Im on to the next girl,
And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh!
Im so bad
Im so good that Im so bad
I guarantee Ill be the greatest thing you ever had
Cause you aint never met nobody like me
And you aint gonna wanna fuck nobody else again