Yo
Same song and dance
Damn girl everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move all over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it man
Same song and dance
In the pale moonlight,
Im looking at you yeah girl youre kinda taken back by
The whole rapper thing arent ya?
Probably think youll get slapped so damn hard ya
Wont even be able stand up straight arent ya?
A couple rape charges people think youre a monster
The police constantly buggin you non-stop
I walk up on you, well hello Tonya!
I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
You outta gas, do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
I got your back, why dont you put your laundry basket in the back?
And sit up front, Im not asking, its a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and its a wrap
In broad day, no masks for this attack
I heard them say exact opposites attract
If thats fact itll take task force to get you back
Yeah baby do that dance
Its the last dance
Youll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You aint never gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
Its the last song
Youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you bawl
Why you cryin to me
Same song and dance
The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every four to six months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
On nickelodeon flashed to little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now heres where I come in son
Look her she comes Id better put out the big guns
Hello Lindsay youre looking a little thin, hun
How about a ride to rehab? get in cunt!
Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didnt want
Girl Im just kidding let me start over again, hun
See what I meant was we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wencher, murder wasnt my intention
If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with sixty six inches of extension chord
Yeah baby do that dance
Its the last dance
Youll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You aint never gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
Its the last song
Youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you bawl
Why you cryin to me
Same song and dance
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first
Burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first
I lashed out in my songs
But what was really going on was that I had developed a crush,
I just didnt know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephants tusk?
Well settle this once and for all, Im a tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, like hello my love
I just picked your prescription for ceriquill up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
Ill share my Valium with you cause Im feeling you Britney
Ill trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
Ive been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl
You hold that pill any longer itll get sentimental value
Come on toots give me the Valium alley-oop, Ill slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
Im about to make a new outfit outta you
A new outfit? shit Ill make a new suit outta you, shoot
Now show me how you move baby, do how you do
Yeah baby do that dance
Its the last dance
Youll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You aint never gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
Its the last song
Youll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you bawl
Why you cryin to me
Same song and dance
Same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance
Same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance