I dont understand
Why are you bein so mean!?
Youre a mean, mean man!
Youre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say.
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meany, a meany
But its only cause youre really jealous of me
Cause Im what you want to be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
Im going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why youre so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, Im kidding I just wanted to see if youre still listening
OK now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, its been itching at me
Is it just because
Youre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meany, a meany
But its only cause youre really jealous of me
Cause Im what you want to be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, Im kidding again you idiot, no I didnt
Thats just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up aint it?
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesnt take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth OK
Youre drooling, you have tooth decay
Youre mouth is open,
Youre disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
Youre tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
(Yes I do sir what am I on?)
You sir are on truth serum
[Marshall Im so jealous of you
Please say you wont tell nobody
Id be so embarrassed
Im just absolutely terrified
That someones gonna find out
Why Im saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!
Youre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meany, a meany
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you want to be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, were going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When he takes two hits of ecstasy
Cause thats exactly what your eyes look like
Want to check to see? Heres a mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how bout now
What do you have in common?
Youre both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know youre not happy,
I know youd much rather see me lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
Theres no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like stickin a banana between 2 oranges
Why are you even doin this to yourself?
Its pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going through this?
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean things,
Youre weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is, youre just a
Youre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just cant do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youre a meany, a meany
But its only cause youre just really jealous of me
Cause Im what you want to be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause its too easy to see
Youre really just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick