Oh!
Yeah
So much for 1st single on this one
Shadys the label, Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out of erp
Of course were about to stir up,
Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworths syrup
Its the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason
Other than to just tease him
Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan
He used to be Superman
Now Im pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem you wait til we meet up again
Fucker Im kicking your ass for everything youve ever said
It goes one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready, get set, lets go
Here comes the buckin bronco
Stompin and stampedin up the damn street like them buffalo
Soldiers I told ya
Im about to blow so look out below, Geronimo
Motherfuckers its dominoes
Im on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I dont know
Tryin to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know
Anythings possible though Im not gonna top what I sold
Im at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team Ill get away
With murder, Im like O-J
Hes like my Cochran today
We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe
Locked em away
Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to God you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh
I wish I could of told you not to do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that off so
Fuck it lets all have fun, lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Oh oh ah ah
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Poo poo ka ka
Eri-eri-Erick swallowed some generic
Sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked
Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janeane just turned sixteen and used a fake I-D
To sneak in V-I-P to see are Kelly
Hee-hee-hee-hee
To be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldnt give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nickys parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture
With their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hicky-dickory Dirk Diggler look at me work wizardry
With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
Or jerk, jerkin your chain
Twenty two jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk
Or wait a minute what am I saying?
Allow me to run it back and rewind it
Wait let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin your chain?
Am I berserk or insane?
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Working the dang cameras
Filmin one of them Paris Hilton homemade
Pornos who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin
Video tapes of em fuckin
When they was just Musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted em
And went straight to The Source with em
Cause they could have sworn someone said ni
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it
You can hear the ga-uh
And then it come to
Find out it was Justin
Sayin Im gonna cum!
And this was supposed to be
My first single
But I just fucked that off so
Fuck it lets all have fun, lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Oh oh ah ah
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Poo poo ka ka
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics
Id love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
Its 1-800 Im a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And Ill be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
That I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay and make up with Ray
Hey! So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
Eat a chicken like its a big cock, big a big cock
Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth
Im done you can fuck off
Fucker, fuck off
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that off so
Fuck it lets all have fun, lets mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shits about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Oh oh ah ah
Oh ah oh ah oh ah
Poo poo ka ka