Yeah, haha, whoo, shit
(Aight, guess what? I aint coming in yet
Im come in a minute
Ayo, this is my love song, it goes like this)
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark (fuckin faggot!)
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin youre gon probably crawl
And youll be sick then and youll probably barf
And my prediction is youre gon probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everythings spinnin, youre beginnin to think women
Are swimmin in pink linen again in the sink, then in
A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin
Over the island and cause a 42-car pile-up
(Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin
And Im so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me outta this place, Im outta place
Im in outer space, Ive just vanished without a trace
Im going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
Ill be back in an hour or so)
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna, but I gotta stay
These drugs really got a hold of me
Cause every time I try to tell em no
They wont let me ever let em go
Im a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really got a hold of me
In third grade, all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubiks Cube
Seventeen years later Im as rude as Jude
Schemin on the first chick with the hugest boobs
Ive got no game, and every face looks the same
Theyve got no name, so I dont need game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
However, I do show some respect to few
This ecstasys got me standin next to you
Getting sentimental as fuck, spillin guts to you
We just met, but I think Im in love with you
But youre on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like, Yo, what the fuck we do?
I gotta go, bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then Im stuck with you
But in the long run, these drugs are probably going
To catch up sooner or later, but fuck it, Im on one
So lets enjoy, let the X destroy your spinal cord
So its not a straight line no more
Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls
Shits stickin out of our backs like a dinosaur
Shit, six hits wont even get me high no more
So bye for now, Im going to try to find some more
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna, but I gotta stay
These drugs really got a hold of me
Cause every time I try to tell em no
They wont let me ever let em go
Im a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really got a hold of me
Thats the sound of a bottle when its hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow youre probably gonna wanna do it again
Whats a little spinal fluid between you and a friend?
Screw it! And whats a little bit of alcohol poisonin?
And whats a little fight? Tomorrow, youll be boys again
Its your life, live it however you wanna
Mar-a-ju-on-na is everywhere, where was you brought up?
It dont matter as long as you get where youre goin
Cause none of this shits gonna mean shit where were goin
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignorin
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every mornin
But youre young, youve got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldnt
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldnt
But Im all grown up now and upgraded
And graduated to better drugs and updated
But I still got a lotta growing up to do
I still got a whole lotta throwing up to spew
But when its all said and done, Ill be forty
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailies out getting smashed
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna, but I gotta stay
These drugs really got a hold of me
Cause every time I try to tell em no
They wont let me ever let em go
Im a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really got a hold of me
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Something keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna, but I gotta stay
These drugs really got a hold of me
Cause every time I try to tell em no
They wont let me ever let em go
Im a sucker all I gotta say
These drugs really got a hold of me
Drugs really got a hold of me
They really got a hold of me
These drugs really got a hold of me
They really got a hold of me