Mr. Berman?
What?
We have Eminem here to see you
About fuckin time! Send him in,
Steve! Good to see ya, man. Um, hey, I just w-
Well, look who decided to show his face!
I hope youve had fun in the last four years
Look man, I apologize again for–
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist–
Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
And then you go and do what? Hide out?
Stay in Detroit for almost five years
While the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs
Because of your fuckin vacation?
Well, thats actually why Im here
I was gonna put out some new music
And I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about: Poor me!
Im so famous that its ruined my rich little life
And Im such a tortured artist, let me make music about it
And my tragic love life! Am I on to something here?
Come on, man, its not like that
You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over!
Im done talkin to you!
Think you can just come and go as you please
Big selfish superstar?
Steve, I had a drug problem!
Oh, poor me! I had a drug problem!
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town?
You know what? (*gun cocks*)
Hey! hey!
Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, man
Alright, alright, here, fine
Whats this shit? Two CDs?
Thats what Ive been tryin to tell you, man, theres two albums
Just get out!
Alright!
Get the fuck out!
Alright, man, see you later