When I was just a little baby boy
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
Cause thats just the way she was
They said I cant rap about being broke no more
They aint say I cant rap about coke no more
Slut, you think I wont choke no whore
Til the vocal cords dont work in her throat no more?
These motherfuckers are thinkin Im playin
Thinkin Im sayin the shit cause Im thinkin it just to be sayin it
Put your hands down, bitch, I aint gon shoot you
Ima pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up, slut! Youre causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?
Oh, now hes raping his own mother
Abusing a whore, snorting coke
And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?
Youre goddamn right, bitch, and now its too late
Im triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious
Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts, bitch, Ima kill you!
You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You aint got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Cause why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha)
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you
Bitch, Ima kill you! Like a murder weapon, Ima conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up
Im tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell em
I aint acid rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint?
No, just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No, Eminemll insult
And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse
To do it again, then if he does it again
Youll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the tenth
Bitch, Ima kill you! I aint done, this aint the chorus
I aint even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it
Three or four times in a tub, but thats normal — aint it, Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, were out of our medicine
Out of our minds and we want in yours: let us in, or Ima kill you!
You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You aint got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Cause why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha)
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you
Know why I say these things?
Cause ladies screams keep creepin in Shadys dreams
And the way things seem
I shouldnt have to pay these shrinks
These 80 Gs a week to say the same things tweece
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope the weedll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with em cause their ratings stink
Fuck that! Ill choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to outta school
I dont even believe in breathin
Im leavin air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
Okay, Im ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J.
Im ready to make everyones throats ache
You faggots keep eggin me on
Til I have you at knife point, then you beg me to stop
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when Im talkin to you
You hear me? Answer me, or Ima kill you!
You dont wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you aint nothin but a slut to me
Bitch, Ima kill you! You dont got the balls to beef
We aint gon never stop beefin, I dont squash the beef
You better kill me, Ima be another rapper dead
For poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldnt have said
But when they kill me, Im bringin the world with me
Bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me
Bitch, Ima kill you!
You dont wanna fuck with Shady (Cause why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you (Ha-ha)
I said you dont wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you
Ha-ha-ha, Im just playing, ladies
You know I love you