I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I went to Johns rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blond babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan an ex heroin addict who just stopped using
She loved booze and alternative music
Told me she was going back to using again
I said wait first try this hallucinogen
Its better then heroin and booze and gin
Come here lets go in here
Whos in the den? (Its me and Kelly)
My bad lets try another room (I dont trust you)
Shut up slut chew up this mushroom
This will help you get in touch with your roots
Walking barefoot butt naked and run in the woods
(Oh hell I might as well try them this party is so drag)
Oh dag I didnt mean for you to eat the whole bag (Uh)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
Yo Sue (Get away from me I dont know you)
Oh shoot shes tripping (I need to go puke)
I wasnt trying to turn this into something major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susie stop crying, I dont hate ya
The world is not against you
I am sorry your father raped you
So what, you had your little coochie in your dads mouth
That aint no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said (Help me I think I am having a seizure)
I said I am high too bitch
Quit grabbing my t-shirt (Let go)
Would you calm down? You starting to scare me
She said (I am 26 years old and I am not married I dont even have any
Kids and I cant cook)
I am over here Sue
You are talking to the plant
Look we need to get to a hospital
Fore its too late
Cause I never seen one eat as many shrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl (whoops)
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault (its an accident)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
Susie where you going you better be careful
(leave me alone, dad I am sick of getting my hair pulled)
I am not your dad
And try not to swallow your tongue
Want some gum?
Put down the scissors before you do something dumb
I will be right back just chill baby please?
I got to go find Dave he is the one who gave me these
John wheres Dave at before I bash you
Hes in the bathroom
I think he is taking a crap dude
Dave pull up your pants
We need an ambulance
Theres a girl upstairs talking to plants
Chopping her hair off
And theres only two days left of spring break
How long do these things take to wear off?
Well it depends on how may youve had
I took 3 she had the other 22 caps
Now she is upstairs crying out her eye balls
Drinking Lysol (She is going to die dude)
I know and its my fault (My god)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault, my fault
My God, Im so sorry, Im so sorry
Susan, please wake up!
Please! Please wake up! What are you doing?
Youre not dead!
Youre not dead! I know youre not dead
Wake up, Susan, wake up, God