I never meant to
Give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to
Bring you to my world
And now youre lying in the corner
Crying

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world and now your sitting inthe corner cyring
And now its my fault my fault

I went to johns rave with ron and dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
Who love booze and alternative music (whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (nah!)
I said, wait, first try this hallucinogen
Its better than heroin, henn, the booze or the gin
Cmere, lets go in here
Whos in the den?
Its me and kelly!
My bad, (sorry) lets try another room
I dont trust you!
Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
Thisll help you get in touch with your roots
Well get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
Oh dag!!
What?
I aint mean for you to eat the whole bag!
Huh?!

Yo sue
Get away from me, I dont know you
Oh shoot, shes tripping
I need to go puke
I wasnt tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I dont hate ya
The worlds not against you, Im sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dads mouth?
That aint no reason to start wiggin and spaz out

She said:
Help me I think Im havin a seisure!
I said, Im high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt! (let go)
Would you calm down youre startin to scare me

She said:
Im twenty-six years old and Im not married
I dont even have any kids and I cant cook!
(Hello) Im over here sue, (hi) youre talkin to the plant,look
We need to get to a hospital fore its too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate

Susan (wait!) where you goin? You better be careful
Leave me alone dad, Im sick of gettin my hair pulled
Im not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, fore you do somethindumb
Ill be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find dave hes the one who gave me these
John, wheres dave at before I bash you?
Hes in the bathroom; I think hes takin a crap dude!
Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
Theres a girl upstairs talkin to plants
Choppin her hair off, and theres only two days left
Of spring break, how long do these things take to wear off?
Well it depends on how many you had
I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now shes upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin lysol
Shes gonna die dude
I know and its my fault
My god

My god, Im so sorry!
Im so sorry! Susan please wake up
Please! Please wake up!! what are you doing?
Youre not dead!! Youre not dead
I know youre not dead! Oh my god
Susan wake up! Oh god