Okay
I am going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check 1, 2
We recording?
Im cancerous
So when I dis you, you wouldnt want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, Im even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So Im dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that Im white, ignoring skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill
But I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I dont even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave?
And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
Im not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
Thatll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer
My rap styles warped, Im running out the morgue
Wit your dead grandmothers corpse then throw it on your porch
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn
Im bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and Im in pain
I take a breather and sigh
Either Im high, or Im nuts
Cause if you aint even in this room neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then its probably obvious that I got it on with her
Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit its over with
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake I-D
Dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
Ive been with ten women who got H-I-V
Now dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree
You probably want to grow up and be just like me?