Just the two of us
Cmon hai-hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh wheres mama? shes takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what youre thinkin, its kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, shes one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she dont get her way, shell throw a fit
Dont play with da-das toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And dont look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Dont you want to help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And dont worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
Its just a little scratch, it dont hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mamas messy isnt she? well let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, cant we?
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
See honey, theres a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-das probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mamas got a new husband and a stepson
And you dont want a brother do ya? (nah)
Maybe when youre old enough to understand a little better
Ill explain it to ya
But for now well just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (wa!)
I told you its okay hai hai, want to ba-ba?
Take a night-night? nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dadll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven bonnie and clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Wake up sweepy head were here, before we pway
Were gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the pier
Baby, dont cry honey, dont get the wrong idea
Mamas too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-ma!)
Thats why you cant get her to wake, but dont worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you want to help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
Well tie it to her footsie then well roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of three dummies
One, two, free, wee! (whoosh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now well go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride!
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I!
Just the two of us