Were an oyster cracker on the stew
And the honey in the tea
Were the sugar cubes, one lump or two
In the black coffee
The golden crust on an apple pie
That shines in the sun at noon
Were a wheel of cheese high in the sky
But were gonna be sinkin soon
In a boat thats built of sticks and hay
We drifted from the shore
With a captain whos too proud to say
That he dropped the oar
A tiny hole has sprung a leak
In this cheap pontoon
Now the hull has started growing weak
And were gonna be sinkin soon
Were gonna be sinkin soon
Were gonna be sinkin soon
Everybody hold your breath
Cause were gonna be sinkin soon
Were gonna be sinkin soon
Were gonna be sinkin soon
Everybody hold your breath
And down and down we go
Like the oyster cracker on the stew
The honey in the tea
The sugar cubes, one lump or two?
No thank you, none for me
Were the golden crust on the apple pie
That shines in the sun at noon
Like the wheel of cheese high in the sky
Well, were gonna be sinkin soon