You book the hotel Ill pack the bags honey
You phone the airlines Ill call a cab
When will you return well that all depends
Just tell your mother that youre staying with friends
Cause I know that youre my best friends girl
But its the weekend I dont give a hell
Ill bring the red wine you bring the ludes
Your mothers doctor must be quite a dude
Well hang the Dont Disturb outside our door
Im gonna rock you till your pussys sore
Oh my sweet Diana I cant wait for the manana
Theres a hotel down in Mexico just made for two
But I dont think you trust me and I cant say I blame you
My reputation precedes me you aint never gonna leave me
Soon as we get there Ill go check in
Mr and Mrs Smith of Abilene
You get naked honey Ill get down
Im gonna chase you around
And round and round and round
You say you cant stand monotony
I say what happened to fidelity
Dirty weekend made for two
Just me and you honey
I want to love that can last for ages
not the trash youve been giving to strangers
Dont want to make your two big brothers brothers annoyed
Do you think youll get the Polaroid?