[Intro]
Now listen

[Verse 1]
Ive been playing my drums for 25 years
Like to bang em real loud, then drink a few beers
I got the chops to rock you, but I cant hide or run
Cause Im playing Barry Manilow, and having no fun

[Chorus]
Im on my boat gig (boat gig)
Im on my boat gig, yeah (cruise ship)
Making the bucks
Wearing my tux for you

[Verse 2]
Now Im big and mean, and muscle-bound
Got the baddest set of drums in the whole damn town
I can slap my snare drum, knock your head right off
But Im using my brushes, cause I gotta play soft

[Chorus]
Im on my boat gig (boat gig)
Im on my boat gig, yeah (cruise ship)
Making the bucks
Wearing my tux for you