After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
I dont even shake.
Men are not a new sensation;
Ive done pretty well, I think.
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink
Im wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Listen, baby
I couldnt sleep
And wouldnt sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldnt sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree.
Oh shes such a laugh, and I love it
Although the laughs on me.
Ooh Ill sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh youre so cute
Oh shes kept enough, shes slept enough
And yet, where it counts shes adapt enough
Aha
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest.
Horizontally speaking
Shes at her very best.
Oh weve seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now were like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, were vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we cant be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I