When Black Friday comes Ill stand down by the door
And catch all the grey men as they dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes Ill collect everything Im owed
And before my friends find out Ill be on the road

When Black Friday falls you know its got to be
Dont let it fall on me

When Black Friday comes Ill fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words from my little black book
Gonna do just what I please, gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed all the Kangaroos

When Black Friday comes Ill be on that hill
You know I will

[Solo]

When Black Friday comes Im gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it till I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me, the Archbishop gonna sanctify me
And if he dont come across I m gonna let it roll

When Black Friday comes Im gonna stake my claim
I guess Ill change my name