What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
Thats what you get for all your trouble.
Ill never fall in love again.
Ill never fall in love again.
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After you do, hell never phone you.
Ill never fall in love again.
Ill never fall in love again.
Dont tell me what is all about,
Cause Ive been there and Im glad Im out,
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why Im here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
Thats what you get for your devotion.
Ill never fall in love again.
Ill never fall in love again.
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
Ill never fall in love again!
Ill never fall in love again!