Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think Im cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or Im just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says its lack of sex
Thats bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my lifes a bore
So quit my whining cause
Its bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think Im cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think Im cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or Im just stoned