Im a flea bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
Thats not really true
Im a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
Would you do?
Ive been bitten
Ive been tossed around
By every she rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, Im just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
I am a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Dont you?
Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
And Im just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too