Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
Its based on a novel by a man named Lear,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Its a dirty story of a dirty man,
And his clinging wife doesnt understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail
Its a steady job,
But he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Its a thousand pages, give or take a few.
Ill be writing more in a week or two.
I could make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it round,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights.
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return it you can send it here,
But I need a break,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer...